The Evil Dick Jones

Two old ladies outside a nursing home smoking when it starts to rain. One lady pulls out a condom, cuts the end & put it over her Cig, continued smoking. Her friend asks, “whats that?”, “A condom so my Cig doesn’t get wet”, “Where u get it?” “You get them at a shop”.

The next day her friend goes to a shop, asks the pharmacist for condoms, surprised he looks at her strangely as she is well over 80 yrs old, but asks her what brand? “Doesn’t matter, as long as it fits a camel”

The pharmacist fainted…